North Bros

for instance;

we were downtown hanging out at dutch bros. last weekend.
a guy from school tells us "im moving to north eastern oregon" she goes "whats that?" & i told her "...the north western part of oregon" she said "oh....what country is that in?" & WE LIVE IN OREGON!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told her "AMERICA" she goes "no!! i meant what country is IN northeast oregon" & i was like "there can't be a country in a state...or city" she says "okay whatever....i dont get it but i'll pretend i do" & its SOOOOO obvious & ANNOYING.
i wanna slap her.

or just today she said "i dont get it" like 20 times in 5 minutes. & my friend ted said "you're slower than roadkill" she goes "what?.......roadkill doesn't move" & i looked at her and said "thats the point!" & she screams "OH!!!!!!!!!! i knew that..."
its retarded & really gets on my nerves.
what do i do???